Pick up lines
Posted on August 28, 2010 | 1 Comment
Last night myself and three friends went to a new Well (almost like the male watering hole) to have a quick fresh talent look see. Turned out the venue was a washout, not so much because the beefcake was lacking but more that the whole atmosphere was weird. Kinda just off. Not sure if you know what I mean but that non specific feeling that this place just sucks, the vibe was not cool and well, something was not all-together ok. Shows you, trendy suburban location, semi music, mod decor and even the odd artificial plant cannot stem the flood of bad vibe.
Right okay, so what to do when not having much to do? Start keeping tabs on pickup lines (and spreading the word among the young horny wannabes that the best pickup line gets laid by your blonde friend – fortunately for our group she is quite a slut and only requires a few drinks (told her she should not have dated my ex) Anyway, on your marks, kaboom: Here is what we managed to collect:
Of course the timeless classics: Is it hot in here or is it just you? and What time do you have to be back in heaven? and even If I followed you home, would you keep me? are always winners, but some new one’s heard recently are:
- Aren’t you in my chemistry class?
- Do you like breakfast in bed?
- Hey, I think you have one of my ribs!
- Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Heard any good pickup lines lately? Lemme know!
xoxo
Hello World
Posted on August 28, 2010 | Leave a Comment
Only fitting that the first article on my brand, spanking new, blog should be called “hello world”
Indeed, readers, visitors and other horny minds, greetings and salutations (and even Welcome!)
The internet is speedily becoming a huge big brother type social experiment with all peeps a-twittering, a-sexting and all the other things us social animals get hooked into and become addicted to.
Okay, two things I want:
Sexting – Please send me any really stunning sexting texts to mary@mary so I can complete a basic compilation of really kewl texts
You to re-visit regularly! The more you come, the more content I will create 
– So come often. Regularly, in fact. Maybe two or three times daily?
Talk to me!
xoxo
